{Conversations with a Five-year old}

"I wasn't meant for messy when I was born"

Mommy : can you be quiet I can't answer you and listen to GPS at the same time

Riley: are your ears not working today ?

Mommy: We need to get our nails done again

Riley: For real

Riley: mommy you want some juice?

Mommy: no

Riley: what a fuddy duddy

Riley: can we go to the grocery store

Mommy: we have to make a list first. Your cousin is requesting chicken cordon bleu

Riley: is that food? 

{Listening to Adele}

Riley: she "set fire to the rain"

Me: yep

Riley that's crazy 

{watching back to back cleaning commercials}

Riley : no oxi clean is better so we'll see about that

You want Lysol? It keeps your family safe



Riley: How old are you mommy?
Mommy: We don't speak of it.
Riley: How old are you daddy?
Daddy: 28
Riley: That's old.....you guys are going to have white hair soon.