Conversations with a six year old

"When I go to the beach I'm going to go bananas! "

"When I'm eleven I'm going to be as tall as my mom."

{Jaguar Commercial}

"Yeah I'm getting that car!"

{Driving in car}

Riley: It smells like farts!

Daddy: It's tires....

Riley: You know who has the biggest feet?

Mommy: Who?

Riley: God!

{Driving in car}

Mommy to Daddy: You better stop while you are ahead you keep digging yourself into a hole.

Riley: What are you guys talking about?

Daddy: Mommy's being sassy and I'm being sassy back and she doesn't like it. 

Riley: Maybe you should just stop talking and just enjoy the ride. 

{A place for mom commercial}

Riley: I need that!

Mommy: ..... {turns to her} For what?!

Riley:....... For you.

{Cleaning up room}

Mommy: Riley what's this? {beads in a cup}

Riley: It's from your bracelet.

Mommy: So you broke it and hid it from me?

Riley:.......I was pretending it was soup!

{Playing dress up} 

Riley: Mommy you look beautiful with those earrings!

Mommy: Thank you.

Riley: You should take your hair down because you're too beautiful I can't look!

Riley: Why do you like Ariel so much?

Mommy: I think it's because it was my first favorite movie...The Little Mermaid.

I think it came out when I was born.

Riley: That's really old!.....Like really, really, really, really, old, old, old, old!