Riley: We all need to be together not a part
Daddy: We are all together you are so close to me I could spit on you
Riley: Don't! I bet you can't it would fall on the floor.
Daddy: Don't underestimate somebody with gapped teeth.
Riley: Do I look like an indian or a witch?
Mommy: You look like a nun.
Riley: What's a nug?
{Watching TV}
Mommy: We haven't seen it in such a long time.....
Riley: Ugh I shouldn't have asked.
{Opens gate}
Riley: I opened it with my head!!
Mommy: Riley why are you not in the shower?
Riley: I was getting in the shower.
Mommy: How long have you been up there?
Riley: 14 hours
{Talking about playing with her friends}
Riley: Every time we play altogether the nonsense starts.
