Conversations with an eight year old

Riley: Faith is homeschooled

Mommy: I know they are all homeschooled

Riley: I want to be homeschooled you already teach me so much !

Mommy: What's that in your pocket?

Riley: A card

Mommy: haha 

Riley: I TAKE ALL THE CARDS HAHAH!

Mommy: why? 

Riley: Because they are free!

{Come home to mail box messed up }

Riley: I got good news and bad news

Mommy: What's the bad news?

Riley: It's bent and wobbly and won't close.

Mommy: What's the good news?

Riley: We have mail!

{cutting tags off package}

Mommy: Here let me do it.

Riley: I want to do it so i can show you I'm a big girl !

Riley: Can I watch a show?

Mommy: Yeah. {changes channel}You don't need to be watching Vampire diaries.

Riley: Whatever I'm not interested anyway.